I had to detain him and two other girls to stay back to finish up their homework. Who knows, Liang’s mum came in to the teacher’s office and started scolding Liang loudly.”you ah never do homework a.. see now I have to wait. bla bla bla.. you walk back yourself!!!!” “你看啦，现在我要等你！！每天只会玩。。不打你不行！你看啦。。你自己走路回家！！！！！！！！”
 I was like “Wth.. =.=”

Well, I have no idea whether the mum meant that for real or what and I can’t let a 8 yrs old kid walks home himself so I sent him back. Ughhh.. he had problem giving direction as well. Finally when I reached his home, the grandma started scolding him while waving thank you to me. I was like oh okay, can’t wait to cabut!

One day one of my student ask me how come I don’t bring cane along and I answered : “I don’t like hitting people.” I am trying my best to punish students by asking them to do pumping ( good for health ma…) or sing instead of caning. I made 4 Standard One kids sang Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they forgot to bring their textbooks and other students were very entertained by the performance! ha ha ha. Later, one of them started tearing and i was like “awwww.. why are you crying??”  “They are laughing at me! =’( “    Lolz. 那副脸可爱到。。。。。。。。。！！I had to comfort him and pad his head saying : “Nolaaaa they are not, they are enjoying your singing.” =p

真实故事一个

有天老师问，谁没有带功课了来前面！！ 三位学生去了老师那。
为什么没有带？？
第一位学生回答 ： “忘记！”
老师就鞭了他两下。
Piak Piak.

第二位学生回答 ：“ 我忘记！”
老师就鞭了他三下。
Piak piak piak.

第三位学生很无辜的回答 ： “因为昨天我做功课，我妈妈忘了把我的功课放进我的书包，所以我没有带来！”
”老师就…..
piak piak piak piak piak piak piak piak piak piak piak………………..

我本人听到这个时候笑翻了！